(This is Gibberbook Two)
Reboot
Crosswords
Where's the plotsky?
Bleen and grue
Mrs Potato Head
A Geoffrey who Simond a Liz
Greetings from Phallogocentrism
Depictions
Tennis deconstruction and mould
Oscar Moskva
The graph of guilt
Invasions
The pyramid of Liff
Luigiustic pofferation
Tarragon, tarragon, tarragon
Coffee trays
Esperanglo joko
Esperanta ŝerco
Further note on the "Ŝerco"
The major corpus
La plej granda verkaĵo
Gospel according to St Bernard
This man is an lunatic!
Owl Farther
Free pizzas and an cucumber
Praise be!
Saussure
Chomsky
Philosophy belch
Your nose becomes a moth
My goaty, my boggly
Gnugle
The anorak alphabet
The addlepated alphabet
Loony O'Porridge
The acne alphabet
Chi San and the hermit
Chi Zar and the Great Master Yog
All bananas
Just kinda ludic
A warehouse full of toilet seats
The alphabet of it
The plot plotter
Now
Talk of text
Tribute
Are you a deconstructionist?
Ahem
The what
This hopeless now
Eludicating bang
Devastating boing
Textville timetable
Raving author
Are you an Author?
Cogito ergo sumo
Touché
And yet
Waxwork and walrus
Hideous welcome
Before the textual revolution
You are Liz
You are Simon
You are Geoffrey
Remember the rules
Criticisms
This is me saying
Greetings from a guest
Saluton from another guest
The North Pole of the Sun
Why not?
What is art?
Is it?
Quoth the raving
A Leonard Cohen song
Anatiferous haiku
Gone again
Heavy elk crossing
A plank in the decks
To the broad sunlit uplands
Normality will resume
Arthur bursts
Megabeggar
Credulous student
Limerick extension
Veritable biographer
A good morning
Disclaimers
Slip-ups in the ethereal
Hipporhinostricow
Arnie the Armadillo
Bernie the Bat
Sebastian the Steamroller
A catalogue of Pavarotti
Untitled
My life was a geranium
The sanity report
Know the feeling
Gramophone sonnetry
Gobblebarble spaghettry
Song for Maastricht
Dead moob
Treaties made of pond
The telos of the arche
The lumbergrad song
A local map
A global map
A radiation map
Ignorance
Secret diary
Implausible books
Supplementary bibliography
Phrase book 1
Phrase book 2
Phrase book 3
Phrase book 4
Filling
Guide to Paul de Man
A load of old books
Another load of old books
A third load of old books
A fourth load of old books
Green pie
Estos vidanta vin!
Brain cheese
Brain scones
Flattening by imitation
Ananasogram
Both guns blazing
Imploding bastard
Yesterday's tomorrow
Closed for deconstruction
Oaf who
A wandering moose
Breaking the mould
Fish warning
Obey gnu, I see
What's the problem?
Probably weather
And they call it
O, ye use being!
Curlicue
The Scottie Play
Sonnet 130.2
Trekemata
If the universe is about to end
Doily flan
Perhaps it is ending
Irrelevanto
Spuggly
Hairy scribble
Smelly dribble
Toady's menu
Tomorrow's rotty
Yesterday's regurge
Sunday crunch
Honest Frint's
5 Oak Crescent, Littlehampton
42 Vico Road, Dublin
Custard fungus
Meaningless myth
Wooble
Mattock blubber
Toothpost
And so the cosmos began
This is Radio 6
Doing the doo
Q-ogonek
Loose sprocket
Gnu gnows?
Smelly on wheels
No one is sane
Sleeve notes
Not sleeves
Random people
Snar snarrr biddle de koow
Aardvarkiana fulminata
Joyeux party
Never again
Goatry pitch
The glue is cast
Utter metaphysic
All aboard the milkfloat
Blunderbuss or grape?
GCSE in surrealism
Circumlocution
Attila's kind of day
Pickled onion
Serenity peg
Carpet boom
The calm before the storm
Poor old uncle Jacques
Seasonal stodge
Real fairy cake
Slush
Ideal hell
Alternative hell
Nightmare meltdown
Daft glyptodon thrips
Phaistos disq
Enorbous
Ping the Jabberwock
Albert the monster
Putrid offal sandwiches
Shrimp Trek
Warp 459
Front to back
Carparking
Allusions
Dead zombies
Stylistically negligible
Vervicis
Logic
Emendation, Lewis
Moonmoose
Anglepolo
Buy sickle
Adam and Eve it
Gone bong
Ends well