Yesterday's tomorrow

A word on time zones:

In some parts of the world, today has been tomorrow, and yesterday is today, whilst in others today will have been yesterday's tomorrow, tomorrow had a yesterday which is now going to have once been called today, and in still others yesterday was tomorrow and today's the day you worried about tomorrow, and yesterday there would sometimes have been throughout caused by, for and not excluding the fundamental future past of the tomorrow. Is that clear now?

{Speech bubble:} TOMORROW NEVER COMES

{Speech bubble:} BUGGERED IF I KNOW

The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning of the end.

Is a trace.

{Speech bubble:} What?

This will not (therefore) have been today. Thank you.