Tomorrow's rotty
Splatters:
Festering Woodlice Braised in Mould
Bubbling Cowpats Garnished with Rust, Snot and Feathers
Courgettes Allowed to Disintegrate for a Month in a Hoover Bag
Emulsion and Varnish
Cod Liver Oil mixed with Blood and Sweat, dropped from a height onto a gallon of instant mashed potato
Composts:
Singed Newspapers Flushed into the Sewer and Belched At by a Dozen Rats
Gunge of Flab
Seaweed, Splodge and Shoe Polish pukily draped over the contents of the Chef's Lavatory's U-Bend
Rotting Teatowels and Yoghurt pumped full of Hair and Teabags
Pieces of Table Hacked Up and Blended into a Soothing Implosion
Human Face Full of Wasps, in a Flan
Brain Courses:
Thick Slices of Scab and Nostril Scrapings Ladled with Honey and Pong
Shattered Omelette with Teeth
A Whole Barrowload of Cauliflower Trodden In by Elephants, with Mercury Gobs
Tripe and Shampoo, mixed, sneezed at, and thrown out of the window, scraped out of the manhole and poured over your head
Casserole of Curtains and Chef's Anatomy
Desert:
Arable Land in Snow-White Puddle
Bonfire Ash Heaped Artistically and coated in sticky dribble and wrists
Rubble with Doormat and Squashed Cat
Cheesecake Which Explodes
Mirrored Pudding with Pigeon Droppings
Terrible Trifle made of Udders and Stones
