Circumlocution

My favourite periphrasis

The Modern Greek for a forum is τόπος όπου συζητουνται δημόσια θέματα --> for Liz's benefit, this means (if I can put it so crudely) "a place where popular topics are discussed".

GCSE in surrealism

Oxford, Cambridge and Nether Hartridge Airport Local Examination Board

GCSE Examination in Surrealism – with an option on deconstruction.

Candidates are advised


                              that they may
                              not do this
exam in the bath. {upside down:} Upside-down scripts are stupid.

Time allowed: 4.5 kilometres.

Candidates should answer five lemons (or milk as preferred).
Answers should be affixed to the pope, and eaten with 2 tbsps oats.

1. Who may be termed the "father" of deconstruction? Why couldn't he have used a contraceptive? Where does he live?

25. This is a trick question.

456. {Jagged line graph} <-- What is this?