(This is Gibberbook One)

              Front matters not
                The man who never blinks
                  Until thoroughly decomposed
                    Let us go then, I and me
                      Banished forever
                    Dim semiotic desires
                  Millimillillimilimeter and Earwicker
                Wipeout
              Very close to harmony
            It was all he had left
          Whisperingly
        Back at the base
      Boredom in limbo
    Where's my moo-cow?
  A sinister gentleman's raincoat
Soupy twist
  Dear dear
    Sage sinography
      I want some plot
        Breaking free
          Wooffle ooffle!
            The Antiplautus and the pluperfect conditional
              Election Mania
                Page 14
                  To the starship Milwaukee
                    Not very good stars
                      Curses
                    Upside, downside
                  Pieces of marmalade
                Hic haec hoc
              Seive sense
            The Sisterhood of Omelette
          Foresty forest
        Evolved from the rain
      What did it all mean?
    No absolutes! No idea!
  An environmentalist's nightmare
Flibbertigibber
  Chapter None
    The moment of truth
      Pitch invasion
        Naranja? Arancia?
          Plubnic burp
            Young Nat Penderby
              Apparatus umbrellicus
                Sic transit arcana mundi
                  In my end is my beginning
                    Everybody weird
                      A really good space filler
                    Orighkinal siggn
                  Language, Timotei!
                Grammatological pap
              Relative madmen
            Vedic doodles
          Rewind
        Into the sunset
      All in the mind
    The absence of his subjectivity
  Dialogue of cowpats
Makes you go kerfazzle
  Policies for the future of the text
    The island of seven pages
      Chinston Wormhill
        Ray Vin Ma'd
          8 out of 10 Wombles
            Still completely
              Interim
                Herring and Crisp
                  Dire critics and nested brackets
                    Quince (Peter)
                      Drang nach Osten
                    Metamorphosis
                  Elk, eek
                Up we shall journey
              Four pages later
            A flyte of limericks
          Mauve with boredom
        No goat on the moon
      The Limerick Squad
    Grandmatology
  Covered in cow
Quite enough determinacy
  Detective commissioner Walrus
    Book virus
      The ice-cap reigns
        Made glorious somewhere TEXT
          The sentence-pede
            Fore legs good
              I love existential quantifiers
                Well-past-its-sell-by-date logic
                  Il n'y a pas d'hors-texte
                    Archaeopteryx
                      Generous irony
                    Limericks — never again
                  Tekstulineto
                Chopped up
              Almost Bowie
            Desiderata
          It's a sign
        Limerick desserts
      Is it a question?
    Staggeringly mad and obtuse
  Beezo whether
Derrideana
  Arcana, Freudiana, and Zxy
    Ten-month-old sick
      Star Trext
        Triptych
          Trip tick
            Trip sick
              Dipstick
                Twentych
                  Krud gibber twaddle tosh
                    The absence of sane
                      Gibbons, pigs and lions
                    He thought he saw
                  Rubbishyat
                Morning activities
              Afternoon activities
            Phallogocentrism
          Evening activities
        Goodnight
      Word association football
    Bless thy five wits
  Synchronicity
Diachronicity, and variants
  The process of history
    The progress of himmel-rot
      Boldly
        Biblical flow
          Monthly moo
            Fish diagram
              Carlsberg Black Label
                Omelette-faced fractals
                  Madasa
                    The pluggandisp of pluggandisp
                      Form, self-referring, is content
                    Dustbin sonnet
                  Arthur in his bin
                Sum pipple
              No God was reified
            Obscurantism is normality
          Outdated metaphysic
        No innuendo
      Full circle
    Yes, you
  Heap big breakfast
Sink stink
  Repressions
    Rudeish bit
      Rubbish bit
        Kayak intestine
          Discarded dogmas
            Twixt one logic and the next
              Edna's approach
                Return of the Pope
                  Raving other
                    Limericks at dawn
                      The fishmonger joke
                    Swiss roll
                  Boustrophedon
                Gravity play
              Alpha es et O
            O Meaningless
          Greek garlic
        O meta-stuff
      Go, Volvo, go!
    Xylophones
  A godalmighty belch
Gyres run on
  Jack and Jill
    Gibberwocky
      His flashing hair!
        Tom Lehrer scansion
          Pericles' Funeral Oration
            Oh frabjous play!
              More pickaxes
                Popular Philosophy
                  Brainium
                    Haddock official
                      What did you think?
                    Inconsequential indigestion
                  The final frontier
                Wellington, to boot
              Stereophonic nothing
            New Cluedo
          All writing is suicidal
        Epitaphs and gribbles
      Death of the Authors
    The final clock
  Are you mad?
Are you madder?
  Are you maddest?
    Are you Liz?
      Art thou Liz?
        Liz who?
          Are you Geoffrey?
            Is you Geoffrey?
              Bonus question
                Are you Simon?
                  Are you barking?
                    Are you ergo?
                      Double-page spread
                    Have you read the book?
                  Thnky fr rdng
                Diaphragms of realitude
              By hook or by crook
            Acknowledgemoulds
          Xedni

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