Heap big breakfast

semolina (with milky).

Q. How many semolinas are there in a piece of string?

A. Milky.

Q. How many pieces of string?

A. John Major.

Q. No he isn't!

A. Disqualified! Statement! I am, I am, I am Ian. Am I?

Q. I'm asking the questions!

A. State-ment! State-ment! [contortion of the features impossible in writing]

Q. How?

A. Heap big breakfast.

Q. Recycled bicyles, batman!

A. Aaaaaaaa