Stop that funky gibber!
AND NOW:
The Compleat έργα of William Shatner.
Much Ado About Klingons.
Twelfth Stardate.
Richard IX Part 8.
Romeo and Jean-Luc.
Two Gentlemen of the Engine Room
The Scottie Play
{The Enterprise whooshes across the page}
The Electro-Magnetic Turbulence
The Merchant of Vulcan
Fig. 1. "Karl Marx's wife was a woman." (unattrib.)
{A large equilateral triangle with a flower (1) growing from its right side. The triangle contains an inverted curlicue (2), and out on the left side one staple shape floats in a larger one with rounded ends (3). Below the bottom left corner is a mouse (4). The triangle is supported by a small ball (5), which is supported by another small ball (6), which is in turn supported by a third (7). The triangle also has a bottom right corner (8) and an apex (10). There is no (9).}
1. Amazon basin
2. Washing: spin cycle
3. Thermonuclear war
4. Purely ornamental
5. Ireland
6. The key of G.
7. An ex-gibbon
8. Molasses and how to acquire them
9. Graphic equalizer
10. Top
If all the world were custard
And all the seas were gin
We'd coat the floor with mustard
Till the saints go marching in.
If all the land were numbers
And the treacle cottage pie
Though liquorice our slumbers
Tis time to say goodbye.
O, ye use being!
I? Ye? Obese gnu.
