Nightmare meltdown

Sajmĉjo's Nightmare Meltdown:

1. "Please, this has been an aspect of it all" by Fred Flintstone and the Mucus
2. "Cowpats and other Diarrhoea" by the Flaming Flamingoes
3. "Casserole of Floor" by Johnny Sickbag and the American Ways
4. "Knife me in my misery" by Marvin Og and a bucket of rather smelly goat
5. "Neighbours Phlegm Song" by Cilla Black, Terry Wogan, Bruce Forsyth et al
6. "Gas Mark Nine Point Eight Recurring" by The Slime
7. "Upside Semolina Grubble" by Grotbaggle the Terribly Deranged
8. "Exploding Shoes" by "G" and "L" in the Minefield
9. "Go On – Have Another Slice of Brainweed" by Mr Toothpaste's Loony Bin
10. "Flop Twenty Backwards in Korean" by me

Alternative hell

An alternative flop 20

1. Julio Iglesias sings anything
2. "The Queen of the Knight"   Mrs Miller
3. "There's no one quite like Liz"   Grandma
4. "Everybody needs good neighbours"   Serbo-Croat friendship soc.
5. "Evil Woman"   M. Thatcher
6. "Song of the Great Hydraulic Dam Project"   People's Collective Song Union
7. "Why"   The Who
8. "Who?"   Wot
9. "The deconstructive break-dance rap"   Paul "de man" with de golden gun
10. "Blunderbuss"   Trash in the can
11. "Bonsai trees are killers"   West Midland CID Squad
12. "I've lost my memory"   The Who
13. "Carry on breakdancing"   New chips off the block
14. "Ashley Denton's party mix"   Borodin Trio
15. "We're gonna go for it"   New kids on the dole
16. "Nikita"   Khruschev & the Politburo
17. "Favourite fruit"   Banananaso & the Weebles
18. Nicaraguan national anthem   Rod Hull & Emu
19. "Hooked on hymns"   T. Hird & friends
20. "Europa – the remix (¼ lb)"   J L Pen

Ideal hell

Flop Twenty of an Ideal Hell

1. Eldorado Megamix with Hugh Scully and Bernard Manning
2. Barbara Windsor sings Abba
3. "We're Climbing up the Sunshine Mountain"   John Major
4. "The Dung Song"   St Winifred's School Choir
5. "Decomposition"   De Composer
6. "Ecology is Interesting"   Waldo Gribble
7. "Drunk Beetles"   Sarah Greene & Prince Charles
8. "Ave Maria"   Norman Tebbit
9. "Giraffe"   Skirting Boards
10. "We're Dead"   Thomas de Quincey & Elvis
11. "Oblong Rap"   Sarah Brightman & Melvyn Bragg
12. Michael Jackson sings George Formby
13. Michael Douglas sings Green Formica
14. "Apple"   Darre Fork and the Spongebags
15. "Long and Intermittent"   Steeleye Span
16. "Ears"   Smelly Spam
17. "Ginger Bobble Hat"   Terry Wogan
18. "Things from Wigan"   Terry Towel
19. "Burbbble Brubbble Bleeeh"   Steven Ant
20. "Lingering Odours"   Freddy Starr & Elaine Paige