Alternative hell
An alternative flop 20
1. Julio Iglesias sings anything
2. "The Queen of the Knight" Mrs Miller
3. "There's no one quite like Liz" Grandma
4. "Everybody needs good neighbours" Serbo-Croat friendship soc.
5. "Evil Woman" M. Thatcher
6. "Song of the Great Hydraulic Dam Project" People's Collective Song Union
7. "Why" The Who
8. "Who?" Wot
9. "The deconstructive break-dance rap" Paul "de man" with de golden gun
10. "Blunderbuss" Trash in the can
11. "Bonsai trees are killers" West Midland CID Squad
12. "I've lost my memory" The Who
13. "Carry on breakdancing" New chips off the block
14. "Ashley Denton's party mix" Borodin Trio
15. "We're gonna go for it" New kids on the dole
16. "Nikita" Khruschev & the Politburo
17. "Favourite fruit" Banananaso & the Weebles
18. Nicaraguan national anthem Rod Hull & Emu
19. "Hooked on hymns" T. Hird & friends
20. "Europa – the remix (¼ lb)" J L Pen