No innuendo

Weasel + Popacatopetl = Blump

There was a young woman called Tonkin
Whose hooter would always be honkin'
Though she stuffed it with dung
It still stuck out its tongue
So she gave it a jolly good seeing-to.

There once was a limerick-type creation
Which raised readerly expectations
By wasting some time
In order to rhyme —
But the last line had no innuendo.

There once was a couple called Wilberforce
Who decided to obtain a divorce
A limerick's constraint
Left them frustrated and faint
They stopped rhymimg so they could have intercourse.

Sorry. I appear to have lowered the tone. If one of the oboes could kindly provide an A?