Art thou Liz?

6. Who is the Home Secretary?
    (a) K. Baker.
    (b) K. Kendall.
    (c) A slug.
    (d) Dont know — who translated the Rubayat of Omar Khayyam?

7. Why do old records sound so good?
    (a) Good interference.
    (b) Tasteful record sleeves.
    (c) Cool music.
    (d) Fab conductors.

8. What is your favourite food?
    (a) Raw carrots.
    (b) Goats.
    (c) Booze & cows.
    (d) Pizzas!

9. Are you — ?
    (a) An evil genius for a better tomorrow.
    (b) A better genius for an evil tomorrow.
    (c) An aardvark.
    (d) A text in process.

10. What is your favourite term of criticism?
    (a) It's bloody awful.
    (b) "Not on".
    (c) "Well out of order".
    (d) "Uncivilized".