Are you Liz?

Survey 2: Are you Liz? (which many might regard as coterminous with "mad")

1. Which of the following oppresses you most?
    (a) The eradication of the ozone layer.
    (b) The prospect of nuclear war.
    (c) They gave Derrida an honorary degree.
    (d) Gran^©™.

2. Which of the following turns you on most?
    (a) Burt Reynolds.
    (b) Gran.
    (c) The tree of life.
    (d) Text™.

3. Who is your favourite writer?
    (a) Denis Wheatley.
    (b) Thucydides^®.
    (c) Liz.
    (d) Derrida: but it is rather a limited question.

4. What is truth?
    (a) God™.
    (b) Beauty^©.
    (c) Why do you ask?
    (d) It depends: isn't it all a bit binary?

5. How would you describe your garb?
    (a) Outdated.
    (b) Outmoded.
    (c) Out of order.
    (d) Original.