Are you Geoffrey?

Survey 57 — Or are you Geoffrey?

1. Which of the following is the most relevant?
    a) Shakespeare.
    b) History.
    c) Global warming.
    d) String.

2. Which of the following do you find most alarming?
    a) "The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb".
    b) Feminist Literary Theorists.
    c) Liz's Gran.
    d) Infinite regresses.

3. Is the "definite book"

    a) The Bible,
    b) Finnegeans Wake,
    c) Anything containing historical truth,
    d) Glas?

4. Which of the following is the most civilized composer?
    a) Monteverdi.
    b) Ennio Morricone.
    c) Michael Oldfield (sic).
    d) Bartok.

5. Which of the following is the most "cool"?
    a) The refrigerator.
    b) Omsk.
    c) Abba.
    d) "Raving".