Is you Geoffrey?

6. What is the difference between Abba & Beethoven?
    a) Beethoven is dead.
    b) Beethoven was deaf and unfortunately couldn't hear his own compositions. Fortunately he couldn't hear Abba, either.
    c) It is entirely a matter of subjective opinion.
    d) Artistic merit. Beethoven was good.

7. What is the difference?
    a) Différance.
    b) It's the opposite of the "the same".
    c) Time.
    d) There isn't any.

8. Which language will be imposed by the World Government as compulsory for all in 2004?
    a) English.
    b) American.
    c) Esperanto.
    d) Latin.

9. Why are turtle-necks "cool"?
    a) Subjective opinion.
    b) It is impossible to wear a tie with them.
    c) They are really turquoise.
    d) They are cool.

10. Who is going to be world dictator in 2004?
    a) Geoffrey.
    b) Geoffrey.
    c) Margaret Thatcher.
    d) God (≈/ Ken Dodd).