Greek garlic
"Hello and welcome to 'Pronouncing Amusing Greek Words With'. And today I shall be pronouncing amusing Greek words with Dr. Anthony Clare. Today's amusing Greek word is:
φυσιγγούσθαι
[phy:siŋgo:sthaj]
which means
TO BECOME EXCITED BY EATING TOO MUCH GARLIC."
(honestly!)
And tomorrow we will be physythingywhat-you-said with Keith Chegwin to discover if he's really a vampire. Blunt silver stakes at the ready!