Are you Simon?

And now if you're not Liz and you're not Geoffrey (poor you), then maybe you're Simon — or perhaps you're just a wal(rus). Here's how to test whether you are Simon.

(1) Who is uncle Fred and how long did he spend in bed?
    (a) Fred Harris; 12 hours
    (b) Frederick the Great; 1 hour
    (c) King Alfred — toasted teacakes
    (d) Fred — 18 months

(2) Whose line is it, anyway?
    (a) Clive Anderson's.
    (b) Ronald Reagan's.
    (c) Who am I to answer the question?
    (d) Fish.

(3) Who is justified and ancient?
    (a) Liz's gran.
    (b) Liz.
    (c) Socrates.
    (d) Moo-moo!

4. Where's the Fishy?
    a) In his sleevies
    b) In a black hole
    c) Is it?
    d) Milky milky

5. Wibble?
    a) Wibble!
    b) That is grammatological, captain
    c) Milky milky
    d) Treee