Are you ergo?

9. What does the babel-fish prove?
    a) The possibility of translation
    b) The universal interconnectedness of everything
    c) The existence/non-existence of God
    d) Fish!

10. Who should be dictator of the world?
    a) Geoffrey
    b) David Icke
    c) Mr. Mad
    d) Hegel.

If you have answered any of these questions correctly you are barking ergo Simon. For bonus points — which answer in the above survey is a paraphrase of Nietzsche? And how many sheep?