Double-page spread

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WELCOME TO THE LAST DOUBLE-PAGE SPREAD SURVEY OF THE BOOK!

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS INCORRECTLY (INK-ERECTLY?) TO DETERMINE:

    (a) whether you have read the book
    (b) whether you have "read" the Book
    (c) whether you have understood anything much
    (d) weather news with Ian "Helloo" McCaskill

[SCORE 5 FOR A WRIGHT ANSWER, 10 FOR A RONG ONE, AND 2598302 FOR AN ABSOLUTELY (W)R... SOMEWHERE IN BETWIXT (Paddy Pending 1992) ONE.]