Have you read the book?

1. Have you read the book?
    (a) Yes.
    (b) No.
    (c) Now, let's not be binary about this...
    (d) What book?
    (α) Have you seen the garden-roller of the policeman's mother?
        (a) Yes.
        (b) No.
        (c) Now, let's be tertiary about this...
        (d) What policeman?
        (א) {meaningless characters}
            (a) Don't speak Hebrew at me.
            (b) It wasn't Hebrew, it was <aagh>
            (c) Don't be hexadecimal!
            (d) What?
            (ж) Yes.

2. Push the switch marked "QSL" before connecting to mains.

3. Fold AC to FG without sneezing.

4. Do not pass OG. Do not collect 900 złoty.

5. Collect 900 złoty. Sort that one out.

6. Paint the marigolds with green sawdust before ——

—— HEY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A KWESTIONNAIRE! WHOA THERE, LESLIE — WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

So back to the quest
    (a) for the Holy Grail
    (b) for the Wholly Great
    (c) for the Holey Grake
    (d) forehead
    (@) "My name is (not) Michael Caine".