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NOW, ADD UP YOUR POINTS BY COMPARING YOURSELF WITH/TO/UNDER THE CORRECT ANSWER:

5.   (a) What book?
1.   (b) {the same sequence of meaningless characters}
√-2.   (c) NONE OF THESE
√-2.   (p) ANY OF THE ABOVE, UNLESS CHINESE.

Let the mattock unfold gently, but do not allow too much pressure to build up beneath the bung. Be careful to add enough zest. Add custard, vinaigrette, petrol and pulp until smelly. Make hay while the Earth shines. Talk proverbs until the cows go bang. If you SCORED more than 94, ask why? Otherwise ask why the word SCORED appears in cApItAlS. Now, here is the last vowel of the book:

        Q

Oh damn. That's a consonant. Slip of the pen. Typing error. No. Writing error. Here, then is the last consonant of the book:

        W

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