Are you barking?

6. Anyone who glues fifty-one woodlice onto a photograph of John Major with toothpaste and sends it to Anatoly Karpov with a Mother's Day card saying "Like my new moustache?"?
    a) Must know Anatoly Karpov's address
    b) Mad
    c) Waggish and satirical
    d) Barking odd!

7. What is the meaning of life?
    a) A particular and very rare type of death
    b) 42
    c) Context dependent
    d) Life. Don't talk to me about life.

8. What is leeming?
    a) Attempting to establish one's physical orientation in relation to gravity when extremely drunk or just stupid.
    b) A presenter of children's television who transforms shoeboxes and detergent bottles by pasting pieces of cotton wool to them (which subsequently fall off and adhere to various parts of the leeming's anatomy) and by cutting small polygonal holes in them.
    c) Amusing babies by means of grotesque facial contortions.
    d) A misspelling for "lemming".