Orighkinal siggn

                   "Who's Ed?" asked the

In one column,     different text, always
however, things    already.  "But I think  "The green
were beginning     we've got Hannibal!"     is either."
to happen.  The    "Is it catching?" asked "The author
text had got Han-  the Plot.  "So is the    is dead."
nibal, but Mañuel  nature of the sign," it     Barthes
was preserved by   responded, "I can sing  "The author
incomprehension    a rainbow three."  It    is wet."
— and pickling.    had survived because        Bath
"¿Que?" he asked.  the clipf was only      "I do love
"¡Que!" said a     connotative.             Bath."
caveman, pointing.  "Ugug," he continued, pointing
to himself.  So the sign fell.  "Clank!" it went, on
Mañuel's head.  "Orighkinal Siggn," he read.  "This
way up."  "I know that!"  said the caveman, "I wrote
it!"  "So writing really did come first!" Mañuel
clucked.  "That's why chickens all say 'book, book'."

        This format has been discontinued
        for reasons of tedium and indifference.
        The hills are alive!  Heil!  Good
        morning.

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