Vedic doodles

{Drawing of a stick person in the lotus position, labelled "Pole". Below them: upward-pointing arrows and whizz lines, labelled "Vedic flying". Above: the word REaLITY in a cloud, labelled "invAlid cApitAl A". To one side: a picture of a book, with THE BOOK on its front cover, and (with the letters individually mirrored) EHT KOOB on its back cover.}

{mirror writing}
,noitcelE eht niw ytraP waL larutaN eht fi, lleW"
".truohgoY agoY ym tae ll'I
(odranoeL)

{mirror writing}
gnitirw fo gninnigeb eht si koob eht fo dne ehT

{mirror writing, also upside-down}
niaga nigeb ,nagenniF

{mirror writing}
{scrawl} ecno

To  .uoyknahT
begin dne eht
at the   osla
beginning  sI

            G
 A        N
   R    I
     AM
    R  B
  A      L
F          E

£200000000000000000 COULD BE YAWNS!

SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

Rubbish: {three lines of text in a non-existent writing system}

Type BURBLEBURGER for NAFFLE.

Tyre TYRO for RAFFLE.

Go BANG for BANGLE.

Enough now. Back to the plop --->