Relative madmen

"That is hispanological, captain," interrupted Captain Hornblower, addressing himself. "We don't want any more of that as we raid the Spanish Main — or is it Mane — or even Maine." And if this were reflected on a national level, it would mean that the UK was completely mad. See fig. 1 for current polls (Poles — ed) (ed who? Ed) on relative madmen.

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|       |          |  /             \/ Liz's\
|_______|          | /               \  new  \__
|       |          |/                 \trousers/
| Simon | Geoffrey |       Liz        |       |
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But after the visit of Judith, and assorted schoolfriends of Liz, the swingometer™ (Peter Snow) indicates that the situation now looks like this:

                                         This could
   'TEXT'  'HELLO'   'BOG  'LABOUR'          be you
|   ___ )    ___ )    OFF'    ___ )    ___    (just
|  /   \    /   \        )   /   \    /   \tear off
|  \___/    \___/    __/__   \___/    \___/the form
|    |       _|_     __\__     |        |     below
|  \_|_/    / | \      /      \|/      \|/ and send
|    |        |                |        |     $5 to
|   / \      / \              / \      / \   me ...
|______\________\________________\________\________
    Liz     Simon   British  Geoffrey
                     Rail
                   backwards