More pickaxes
Why can't we have more pickaxes?
And so you shall.
There once was a feminist writer
Who was also a pugnacious fighter
She wielded an ice axe
While having sex [?sax]
But she'd have been better off with a mitre.
That was the weird that was
Completely barking bonkers
Welcome to the assorted witterings and wisdom teeth of three students in the early nineties. There's nothing helpful in the introduction, but a twisty labyrinth leads down through kludgy bongles to an engine of searchery at the foot of the doodah. It's all text, you know. Goodbeep.
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