8 out of 10 Wombles
I always knew the Wombles were a bunch of proto-ecologists and, as you know, the green is either. {Tick}
But, as we all know, the Wombles are grue not green, while others do contend that they are bleen. Who knows? 8 out of 10 Wombles said they preferred bulldozers to pianos. But then, they would say that, wouldn't they? {Tick}
What more can one expect of those who prefer pseudo-real demolition to the possibility of artistic creation?