All in the mind

    The floor burst open, and in yawned Mr Gyles Z. Badbreth, the well-known game-show host and member of parlour-game-show host.

    Easy on the game-show hosts! Whoa there! Avast!

"Jewellery, jewellery," exclaimed Sir Jimmy Saville OBE DSO BZW KCMBCBG. Somewhere, in the uttermost recesses of the mind, a chicken clucked. "It's all in the mind," confirmed Dr Anthony Clare, "or do you know better?" added Esther Rantzen.

"Enough celebrities," said Arthur, and exited the mind.