Omelette-faced fractal
"Night fell," said Boobly-Boo the Bunny-Bath, but she was lying.
Night fell. Nothing moved, except for a small squiggly omelette-faced poker-gobbler who lived under a muddy stone at the bottom of the River Shiver.
All was still. Completely other.
GOVERNMENT HELLFIRE MORNING:
"This book has a fractal-imaged cover.
Do not attempt to count the swirls.
Doing this can seriously damage your
brain. Writing the rest of this sentence
can result in old porridge showering
mouldily through a hammock of oafs."