Monthly moo

{magazine cover, with a picture of an earless spotty quadruped saying MOO}

GQ "Gramnivorous Quadrupeds'" Monthly

Inside:

Grass: is it all it's cracked up to be? Or why not have pasta instead?

Ermintrude on stardom.

BSE — does it really stand for Best Sex ever?


// MOPPOCRUMP MONTHLY

Only Available In Crumpton

This month:

WE TEST OUT NEW MOPPOCRUMP MOPHANDLES!

"WHY I WENT CRUMP" BY MRS MOPPO!

NOTHING ELSE! //

"The Worm"