The Sisterhood of Omelette

    Peter Sissons turned round, very, very slowly.

    "Omelette?" he said.

    "Omelette!" responded Abraham Lincoln. "I didn't know you were in the Sisterhood!"

    "I didn't know you were dead!" said Sister Sissons.

    "I wasn't — but then I died."

    "Oh — watch out for the seive!"

    "Don't you mean 'sieve'?" Lincoln corrected, and was rapidly consumed by the aforementioned, between two cream crackers.

    "No," said Sissons, pointlessly. And to the Seive, "Omelette?"

    "Graarkplmqkrhunztz," it responded.

    "So you're not in the Sisterhood?"