Detective commissioner Walrus

They were doomed — and this they knew, all too well. Detective commissioner Walrus, having been dragged from retirement, not to mention the grave, was called upon to investigate a terrifying case of signifiers running riot in Little and Great Giddy. They had snatched milk bottles from fridges, and seriously confused numerous inhabitants. But another dimension made the case still more dangerous — the involvement of the deadly RAVING MAD (q.v.), setting up a communist conspiracy to seize the marginal fascist seat of the Giddies (by stealing the swingometer). In the course of the case, he meets the irresistible Desdemana, a card carrying neo Nazi, who is only too willing to endure anything to promote the cause, and to enjoy it. In this tangled web of intrigue, corruption, not to mention deconstruction, Det. comm. Walrus is thrust, to battle valiantly against the odds and Prof Igloo, if he is to save the world from the clutches of the sinister signifiers...

Denis Wheatley says, "In all my dealings with the people of texts — 'critics' as they like to be known, one thing has become clear to me: I recommend that no one become involved in deconstruction — of either sorts, and should handle all proponents of it with serious care. Thank you for buying my book, by the way."