Front matters not

CONTENTS

Introduction ... iii
Preface ... ix
Foreword ... xii
Foreword to the Third Preface ... xvii
Forehead to Her Majesty ... xxi
Rubbish ... 1
Garbage ... 25
Trashy Nonsense ... 37
Aardvarkology (Surreal) ... 42
Gibbering Wrecks ... 59
Michael Aspel ... (passim)
Contents ... (this page)
Index ... (that page)
The End ... (The Beginning)

The Wordsworths (27p approx.)
by Timothy Gumboot (retiredq)

— Give it some wellie-o
A carnivalesque travesty of a d*c*nstr*ct*d discourse.

(that too, of course, but still completely)
"INSAME"