The man who never blinks

This page has nothing written on it, except that it has.

How quintessentially paradoxical, yet appositely (nay strategically) self-enacting. [How perceptive.]

{Drawing of a stick person}
WANTED - the man who never blinks aka Bob Peck. Wanted in connection with
(a) never blinking
(b) never smiling
(c) annoying flashbacks
(d) inevitably investigating everything across which he comes, having all who come into contact with him being mysteriously killed
(e) being associated with every sinister plot against the western world
(f) always looking the same
(g) being from Yorkshire
(h) not being a deconstructionist* †
* optional extra if you happen to be a member of... the Hermeneutic Mafia™.
† In the light of (d) and (e), and your celebrated mental condition, are you sure? Or "sure"? And you are aware of the difference, aren't you?

différance ≈ sameness ["sameness"]
bucket ≠ bouquet
mabblepoop ≡ mabblepooglespip
(POLITICS = THE MOOB)