Synchronicity

Synchronous Timetable

Universe Universe       Universe        Universe -123
  1        5              47              and counting

9.00
Nothing  Everyone has   Planet changes  Planet is micro-
stirs.   risen and      direction at    wave, which does
         gone jogging,  five minute     not improve
         except for     intervals like  cornflakes.
9.30     Liz, who was   a microwave.    Which doesn't
Nothing  dreaming.      Inhabitants,    matter as break-
stirs    Says "Aaaaag"  used to it,     fast hasn't been
stirs,   and wakes up.  are still       invented and it
apart                   stirring.       is dinner time
from the                                three Tuesdays
computer,                               ago, if Tuesdays
sounding                                hadn't been
like doom.                              abolished.