Elk, eek

    Elk to the left of them, elk to the right of them
    Into the negative space
    Rode the five hundred moose

"Dark in here!" said some of them.

"Mooses in here!" said others.

"Elk!" said the elk.

"Text" wrote the text.

"Texting, texting, 1, 2, 3, texting," said the Moose.

"Eek, a moose!" screamed the early sixties sitcom woman.

{Drawing of a stick woman standing on a table, pointing at a tiny moose on the floor}.