Wipeout

"Hang on a minute" exclaimed the beautiful Theodora. "This is the most sexist work ever so far. What no women — no romance?"

"And no body count," shouted Konrad, bursting through the floor, emerging from the stygian gloom beneath. Machine guns blazing, he wiped out everyone in the room — the two professor Karswells, James Galway, Boffo and the rest — the pope and the czar too, of course. But he was too slow for Arthur, who dealt him a tough blow to the head, borrowing Wilhelm's pointed stick. "It's just you and me, honey," said Arthur to Theodora.