Generous irony

There once was a person sardonic/laconic
Who was often considered moronic,
If one ever protested
At what she'd suggested
She'd reply, "I was being IRONIC!"

    There once was a bucket of soot
    Into which I mistakenly put
    Some inflammable hair
    And a chocolate éclair,
    The result? — well, it blew off my foot.

    One ontological high flier
    Loved the existential quantifier
    And had it existed
    Could not have resisted
    The transcendental signifier.

To the logocentric discourse imperious
Which cannot be taken for serious
One attributes inanity
And sometimes insanity
Ironically — only when generous!

As the sign operates through analogy
And the truth of truth is a tautology
There are no pragmatics
Without problematics
And the future is in grammatology.

    Have a nice day.