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The moose glistened sideways, treading on Peter Quince's nose the while. The forest was filled with mooses, raspberry mooses, chocolate moooses, and moose factories. They had assembled for the fifth plenary session of the General Council for the Consistory of Deputies of Mooses. Their leader Usdaw was due to be deselected, but a huge swing on the moose-ometer had changed all that. Or was it rather a huge moose on the swingometer? Nobody seemed to know. Or care.

"Wow, some dream," mused Ernie, who (of course) drove the fastest milk cart in the West. But now was taking place the long awaited

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