Afternoon activities

1.35pm   Geoffrey returns specifically to watch culturally limited Antipodean drama, having satisfied himself that the facts are where he left them (approximately, i.e. in writing). Liz stays around socially. Simon mad.

2.00pm   Simon mad. Has cup of tea. Liz listening to Shostakovich, which (unfortunately for Geoffrey) isn't accessible. Geoffrey retaliates with Abba and more "facts".

3.00pm   Simon has cup of tea. (Mad.) Geoffrey still at the "facts". Liz by this time trying to fit "phallogocentrism" into a limerick.

4.00pm   Simon has mad cup of tea. Geoffrey has "real" cup of tea. Liz has cup of coffee with deconstructed subjectivity (cheaper than biscuit). Universe born. God names (significantly) "God" as the father. Universe thus procreated in the relation of text and metatext.

5.00pm   Cup of tea mad. Simon drinks it anyway. Universe, as suspected, turns out to be the metaphoricity of a metaphor.