Toady's menu

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Snarters:

    Inflatable soup with Dog Foam
    Bath poop
    Fribblet of soggy
    Grunge slime in haddock crump

Horse D'Œuvres:

    Stench
    Moss
    Viperous Assassin Toenail Fluff

Mange Courses:

    Soil-dough, oil-babble, cog drippings and mullet of smell, all hideously dumped in a disgusting red pus
    Carpet tiles, Peas and Eyeballs in Glue and Tar
    Pâté of Liquidised Ear, served cold in an oozingly stodgy bucket of Eggshell Plop
    Salmonella Sandwiches in Dung and Moose Brain
    Oak and Ceiling Pie delicately sprayed into the Decaying Body of a Steam-Rollered Okapi

All "served" with a fake selection of rotting vegetables, melon and goat.

Desserty Splurge:

    Fat in Cream
    Vomit Cake
    Raspberry Bang
    Gas of Sick with Tendons
    Stinking Washing in Lemony Mush
    Excrement Explosion
    Blob

Or a choice of weasels from around the world, with Hovis crackers and Spam.

Coffee, Tea, Jelly, Pustules, Scalp.

    Set Price £652.34
    Groups of 5 £9.80m