Closed for deconstruction
Arthur realised that the house was surrounded – how could he escape? Then he remembered the system of underground passages beneath his house, so he proceeded downstairs at once. But the way was barred by a sign (sic) saying "Passages closed for deconstruction – deferrals possible indefinitely, with the possibility of infinite regress. Please take diversion via vicious circle, as indicated." "Damn," he thought, unable to exploit the ambiguity.
moose + moose = more mooses
moose + hat = less hat
moose + less = left-handed
left + hand = more
"I am not a language. I am a free yak."
Discuss.