Closed for deconstruction
Arthur realised that the house was surrounded – how could he escape?  Then he remembered the system of underground passages beneath his house, so he proceeded downstairs at once.  But the way was barred by a sign (sic) saying "Passages closed for deconstruction – deferrals possible indefinitely, with the possibility of infinite regress.  Please take diversion via vicious circle, as indicated."  "Damn," he thought, unable to exploit the ambiguity.
    moose + moose = more mooses
    moose + hat = less hat
    moose + less = left-handed
    left + hand = more
"I am not a language.  I am a free yak."
            Discuss.
 
 
