Obey gnu, I see

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This book would like to recommend itself (insofar as its linguistic inhumanity admits of internal motivations [which isn't very, Ed.]) to your attention (who?) as having more, and frillier, words in it than the Roman Empire, with the exception of Uncle Bulgaria ("I am not a number, I am a country in Eastern Europe"), who can remember. Be seeing you!

OBEY GNU, I SEE.

EUEESY BOING.

YOUNG SEEBE.