A wandering moose

There was once a self-conscious discourse
Which ended up being served as a main course
But it took its revenge
In blood by Stonehenge
Though the case was solved by Inspector Morse.

More moose – less gnat!

There once was a limerick so abstruse
That everyone it did so confuse
It took them by surprise
But at the final reprise
It was understood by a wandering moose.