Are you a deconstructionist?

¿Are you a deconstructionist?

Just answer the following question –

"Are you now – or have you ever been – a deconstructionist?"

(a) Yes [score 0]

(b) No [score 1 – but still too binary]

(c) Don't know [score 2 – for uncertainty and refusal to answer the question]

(d) Maybe [score 2 – for evasiveness]

(e) No. Yes. Well, it's not a question that simple, because it's a project – a way of life, in fact... [score 5 – You are one (and a deconstructionist) – commiserations – go straight to the asylum and do not collect a doctorate from the Collège de France]

(f) It's not a question of being one or not – but somewhere in between [score 0: you're Paddy Ashdown]

(g) My name is Michael Caine [score 0: you're Marti Caine]