Tribute

I should like to complain about the lack of representation of ME in this book – so these few pages are a tribute to me, by me, and for me.

"I like it" (unattributed)

"The author is dead" – 'A deconstructionist'

"I killed him" – Althusser¹

"No, I did" – Another deconstructionist

"Where's the fish?"

"Who is the 5 o'clock hero?"

"Who wrote Schubert's 8th symphony?"

"Where is the 'black stuff'?"

"Why is there nothing on TV on Saturday evenings?"

"Why does Liz always laught at Wibble?"

Answers to these fundamental question on a postcard please.

¹ Althusser was a woman and his wife was a Marxist. Would you trust this fish?