The sanity report
Extract from a report by HMI1 on Sanity.
"Having undertaken a detailed study both of the contents (contexts? ed.) of this book, as well as the contents (or otherwise) of the cerebra of the individuals resident at 39 William st, we have come to the following conclusions:
(1) the person with the arachnine hand (and writing) is of a deconstructionist disposition... and could be dangerous. She calls herself Liz (frequently) and is often heard reciting the words of her gods De Ridah and De Man, She should be watched carefully (if only for the sake of amusement), but her gibber must at all costs be ignored.
(2) the person they call "Simon" also treads a path marching on insanity, mainly thanks to the influence of "Liz" and the handheld positronic ray buried in his cupboard. He is noted for his strictly regimented diet – spaghetti meaty chunks and cheese for lunch, Roast Beef for dinner. He too seems to have his own gods, but of a quite different kind – animist, almost – featuring goats, gnus, aardvarks and wombats. He too should be watched (unless there's something better on Channel 4)."
1 "Hermeneutical Mafia Inc?" shurely not...
