Know the feeling

A medium sized potato

    OR

A potato sized Jeremy Beadle

Let now thy syntax depart in pieces

Mr Spock, him say "Sounds illogical, Captain, man"

Mr Kurtz, him dead Jim.

                Lovely.

We asked: "Is Reason – Ratatouille?"

[Ratatouille]: This has got NOTHING to do with ME.

"Know the feeling" said a passing (odorous) squid.

"Know the odour" said (a) feeling, passing.

"Blaaearhhh" it added, vomiting.