You are Geoffrey

                Height: not much taller than Liz, so there.
                Strength: but still completely other
                Intelligence: 172.9
                Obscurantism: 67%
                Awareness: 19
                [Aye: very old]

GEOFFREY

Description: You are Geoffrey. This is important. You are a megalomaniac; your aim is to take over the world, discover the truth, and render communication perfectly transparent, one language, one people, one meaning, one Reich.

Favourite foods: salad cream, pancakes, cinnamon toast crunchies (m-mmm!), sweetcorn

Favourite writers: Colleen MacCullough(?), Procopius

Heroes: Bertrand Russell, Abba, John MacEnroe, John Stewart Mill, Leonard Cohen, Ludwig Zamenhof (who he?)