You are Simon

                Height: !¡
                Strength: and then some
                Intelligence: 42
                Awareness: 42
                Obscurantism: 80%

SIMON

Description: You are Simon, a whacky off-beat hitch-hiker Esperantist. Your aim is to convert the world to Esperanto and propagate Douglas Adams' works.

Favourite food: spaghetti, eggs and cheese (on toast).

Favourite surreal: moose, elk, garble.

Heroes: D.A., Kojak, JC Wells and Poodoo