Criticisms

["How exactly are you defining rules, and why?" / "Garble-arble-farble-feeep!" / "Either it's a rule, or it isn't!"]

CRITICISM ONE
Winning condition (c) is unhelpful.

CRITICISM TWO
"Fulfils" has only two L's.

CRITICISM THREE
The winner shall be the first person to win.

Metacriticism One
Negative spaces are almost never wholly unhelpful.

Metacriticism Three
What about the second person to win?